What is something that need not be said?

To begin with:

• For girls- Never tell a guy no matter if he is younger than you or your best buddy, that their ‘post-office' is open in front of people. It embarasses them like hell. (Of course take him in a corner and point that out.)

• A dark skinned person “You are looking fair today.” What do you mean by today anyway?
• A topper, “Why do you even need to study? You will top this time too.” (Sounds irritating like hell.)
• A person who manages to pass, “This time you will pass right?” Yeah, you sound very helping.
• For guys- A girl that she has got some ‘moustache'. Seriously? Do you want her to haunt you for the rest of your life?
• To your parents, “I want to do something different in my life than studying.” It might give an Indian parent a mini-attack. (Unless, that's what you want.)
• To your society's some random aunty, “I am not really planning to marry anytime soon.” Consequences: Either you have an affair, you are depressed, you are going to become a sadhu or you are impotent. Hence, never ever say that. It will spread faster than a fire.
• To the community in India, “God doesn't exist. It's just a matter of faith.” Consequences: You are a sinner, you are an atheist and should be cut off from the society, you are anti-social or you have cancer and have lost faith.
• To your mom, “I don't think bollywood actors are anywhere comparable to the Hollywood actors.” Consequences: Hollywood and English shows equals porn so you are into porn all the time, you will get her an Angrezi bahu (English girl), you are planning to flee away to the US and of course limited channels in your TV showing only Sasural Simar Ka and Ye Rishta kya kehlata he.

Get it?

(The smart people out there will read the first point properly noticing the bold letters clearly and not prove themselves stupid by commenting that how they don't agree to it.)

(I have compiled my views from observing things all around me and it need not fit to everyone’s opinions. Pardon me for that.)

:)